2 Bears, 1 Cave

@2bears1cave · Podcast

Latest segments

• Digger's $8M flop, 2026-10-26
  Reviews the opening numbers and defends the craft
  Reviews the opening numbers for Iñárritu's Digger and the theories for why it flopped. Tom has seen it and praises the craft, the 680-person crew and the cinematography, predicting it will be celebrated over time.
• Zachariah's first briefing, 2026-10-19
  Digs into Zachariah's resume and lawyer claims
  Digs into Zachariah's resume after the briefing: Newsmax commentator, a failed California bar exam, a move to China, and repeated self-descriptions as a lawyer despite never practicing. The hosts then predict she lasts under six months.
• Zachariah's first briefing, 2026-10-19
  Notes briefing stumbles and rates her Instagram
  Notes that new press secretary Katie Zachariah had trouble reading her remarks at her first briefing, then spends most of the segment scrolling her Instagram and rating her workout photos.
• Hassan execution livestream reversal, 2026-10-19
  Reads report on Trump weighing execution call-off
  Reads through a report that Trump debated calling off the livestreamed firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan after learning he is paralyzed, and that Hegseth had confirmed the Pentagon's livestream plan on X. The rest is riffing on the spectacle of a televised execution.
• Gillis SNL monologue backlash, 2026-10-19
  Argues offended viewers can still like Gillis
  Segura spends five minutes on the Gillis monologue fallout, arguing people can be legitimately offended and Gillis can still be a good, funny guy. Pure defense and framing, with no new development in the story.