The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly
@thebonfirewithbigjayoakersonandrobertkelly · Podcast
Latest segments
- Tesla Roadster demo, 2026-10-28
Debates whether the Roadster flew or jumped
Long comic argument over whether the Roadster demo was flying or jumping, landing on 'a jumping, falling car' and the nickname Frogger. Notes the run was driverless and covered four cars, but stays inside the demo already on the record. - Tesla Roadster demo, 2026-10-28
Runs through the Roadster's specs and invite-only sale
Runs through the Roadster's claimed specs and the buying process: 400 mph, roughly a million dollars, invitation only. Also detours into SpaceX's chopstick booster catch and a joke about jumping the Grand Canyon. - Tesla Roadster demo, 2026-10-28
Keeps riffing on the falling car and Jetsons jokes
Keeps the Roadster argument going: Jay and Bobby call it a falling car, joke about plutonium and Jetsons, and bring up a Model Y that survived a 400-foot drop off the Palisades. Reaction and riffs, no new development. - Tesla Roadster demo, 2026-10-28
Calls the jump-and-flip demo marketing spin
Reacts to Tesla's Roadster unveiling, with Jay and Bobby calling the jump-and-flip demo marketing spin rather than a flying car. Notes the 2028 sale date and three levels, then riffs on half pipes and bridge scenarios. - Gillis SNL monologue backlash, 2026-10-23
Plays Dan Levy's video and reacts line by line
Plays Dan Levy's Instagram video in full and reacts to it line by line, mocking the men's-nipples argument and the call for men to oppose Gillis. The substance is the video itself, which the card had only as a social media criticism. - Gillis SNL monologue backlash, 2026-10-23
Names Dan Levy as the backlash's origin
Names the person the hosts say started the backlash: Dan Levy of Schitt's Creek, who posted on social media, with the Bob's Burgers voice actor also criticizing Gillis. The rest is jokes about Levy's looks and the hosts' loyalty to Gillis. - Gillis SNL monologue backlash, 2026-10-23
Argues the gym shorts joke targets neon clothing
Plays the gym shorts clip and argues the joke is about specific neon clothing, not an endorsement of rape. A retelling of the monologue's most-quoted line, staying inside the backlash the show has already covered. - Gillis SNL monologue backlash, 2026-10-23
Recaps the backlash and compares the Cellar
Recaps the monologue backlash and the gym-clothing joke, compares it to the Comedy Cellar controversy, and jokes about the SNL band's reaction. Stays inside the backlash coverage already on the record. - Gillis SNL monologue backlash, 2026-10-23
Weighs an FCC fine and adds the TMZ post
Recounts watching Gillis drop the F-bomb live and his embarrassed reactions, then works through whether SNL or the FCC would fine him. Notes a TMZ post saying he would not be banned, a claim the card does not carry. - Kelly Clarkson vs. Art of Play, 2026-10-22
Reads the co-owner's statement to Page Six
Reads Art of Play co-owner Adam Rubin's statement to Page Six: the bird is permanently mounted, made by one artist and takes years, and he compares it to a showroom couch. The hosts then argue over whether a price tag on a non-sale item is fair. - Kelly Clarkson vs. Art of Play, 2026-10-22
Relays secondhand intel that the bird was never for sale
Turns the Brooklyn magic-shop story into a riff, with one host relaying secondhand intel that the $15,000 bird was never for sale and the owners are snobby, and the other defending Clarkson. Mostly jokes about her voice and the store.